A fork of Rural Dictionary
Similar to a so called "hand-job" or "foot-job", the penis is thrusted betwixt the preferably large, droopy jowells.
Uday recieved a jowell job from Martin. (AND HE LIKED IT)
A chronic disease suffered by a good friend of mine. Symptoms include yakking it up when he should be keeping his pie-hole shut.
Ken:Hey Norm, remember the time you, me & the 3 Mormon chicks....
Norm: Hey Ken, STFU! My wife's right here and doesn't need to hear about how I banged that Morman every day for 2 straight months in a row! You f*ing have irritable jowel syndrome, dude~~
Additional drinking time in UK pubs following Government legislation to permit 24-hour opening of such hostelries.
The Government Minister for Culture, Media and Sport at the time the new legislation became law was Tessa Jowell MP.
Although few establishments brought in 'round the clock' hours, it does provide for greater flexibility, especially useful on weekends.
"Fancy a bev in the Crown?"
"It's 23:15, they'll have stopped serving."
"It's Friday. You're forgetting Jowell Hour."
Gabriel Jowell Rolon, most say he's dumb as hell, some say they feel bad for him, some say he has a brick for a phone or that he looks like a background character in The Simpsons.... well that's all true.
Appearance: A decently tall young man with a forehead as big as my small ass backyard, he's usually seen sporting a pear of basketball pants and a Champion shirt with dark grey shoes.
Personality: Gabe is the one in the friend group who usually mocks the others with a callback or a snarky quote, it doesn't matter if your short or tall Gabe will be there to mock you. Gabe enjoys playing videogames such as the Hitman series of games and other stuff like Vampire Survivor's and playing in person RPGs like DND and Ancient Echo's.
Colleagues: Gabe knows a lot of people but here are the main ones: Jeremy Hall, Stephen Dulo, Alaadean Aziziyeh, Shea Ott, Brian Necro Manser, Matt Laney, Dennis Sutton, Thomas Ott, both Christains, Isaiah Price and Jonathan Barnes.
Enemy's: Stephen Dulo, Alaadean Aziziyeh, and Jonathan Barnes.
HEY DUDE, HOLY SHIT!!!! IS THAT GABRIEL JOWELL ROLON, DUDE ISAIAH REWIND!!!! I THINK I SAW GABE