A fork of Rural Dictionary
John: My math teacher is abusing me!
John's Dad: Its OK, all math teachers are like that.
the lesbian sister of biology
Chris: Dad, can you help me with my math homework?
Peter: Math. Math, my dear boy, is nothing more than the lesbian sister of biology.
the science of that which cannot be.
Asymptotes are not real, but they are in the world of math.
1. a class we take because we hate ourselves
(from the Latin "mathis" meaning "Satan's Alphabet)
Person A: "I hate my life and I want to make it horrible"
Person B: "I know of a good math class..."
torture.
one of Lucifer's many ways of making us suffer.
resonable cause for suicide.
Nobody with any sense likes math.
Math sucks and i suck at doing it.
whoever invented it should be rotting in hell as we speak. Also the substitute for most common curse words.
This is bullmath! I mathing hate the mothermathers they can all burn in mathing hell ya mathing bitch. Math me I'm all riled up now so math your mathin mather mathing maths.