A fork of Rural Dictionary
The Kansas City Shuffle: a "Kansas City Shuffle" is a most clever deception, one that requires thought on the part of the inciter and great ignorance on the part of the deceived. The primary goal of the Kansas City Shuffle is to catch one completely off-guard and unaware so that trickery can take place.
The movie Lucky Number Sleven's plot was an example of The Kansas City Shuffle at its best.
Definition 1. "When they look left and you move right." make them look to the left as a distraction and while they are distracted you move to the right. Definition 2. A sort of slide of hand or trick in getting someones attention by getting them to look one way while something else is going on in another direction.
Example one. Guy 1 "Hey man we need to trick this guy out of his money." Guy 2 "?lets pull the Kansans city shuffle." Example two. Guy 1 "These guys are blocking our only way out because they think we have there money." Guy 2 "Lets pull the Kansas city shuffle, make them look left and we'll go right."
A Kansas city shuffle is the action of taking one's identity and getting rid of that person who now has your identity. So basically your old identity is dead and there is a body to prove it, but you continue living your life as someone else.
You owe bad people money. You take someone else's identity and live a new life by moving elsewhere. You kill the other guy and leave the corpse in your own appartement a bit disfigured with your own IDs. Everyone will believe you got killed and your own identity stops here. thats a kansas city shuffle!
When you take a goat and put its back legs in your rubber boots with your legs in them and perform an animal kingdom nasty dance. (aka- Goat boning or sheep shagging)
Branden was from kansas and got bored/horny one day. So he broke into a local farm with his high flooder's on and performed the Kansas City Shuffle on a lone goat.
When casinos use electroencephalographs and trans cranial magnetic stimulation to influence card games or when someone defines a word and ruins poker for everyone.
Man: “ Damn, did he just pull a San Francisco sidestep and bankrupt a bunch of casinos?” Other Man: “ Nah, That was a straight up Kansas City Shuffle.”
When a casino uses neural networks to influence poker tournaments or when someone defines a word on urban dictionary and ruins poker for every casino in the world.
Man: “ Whoa! Did that guy just pull the ‘ol Kansas City Shuffle and bankrupt a shitload of casinos? That ain’t retarded”
Its a type of misdirection, where person A makes it look like person A thinks the other(s) don't know what person A is doing. Then the other(s) try to hide the fact they know and set up a scheme for person A which he falls for(the katalyst). Then at moment supreme set up by person A takes advantage of the other(s) because person A knows they think person a thinks: you don't know. It takes great patience and endurance to pull this of for for person A has to schemed willingly and has to pretend for a very long time he doesn't know the other(s) schemed him. Many people don't know this but a kansas city shuffle is often used in the stock market with all of the other traders as victims.
Damn, Volkswagen autogroup pulled a real kansas city shuffle in 2017.