A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a guy puts on a Kermit the Frog Hand Puppet and gives another guy a handjob
Did you hear... Nathan gave Jose a Kermit the Frog in the mens bathroom at Denny's.
A really ugly and tasteless shade of green.
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A term that is used to define something (mostly a choice of color or decor) as gross and overwhelming.
Elmo: Oh wow, look at that fancy car! I want one of those in Kermit the Frog Green!
Ezruh: Elmo, you have no taste. Everything looks hideous in Kermit the Frog Green, anyone with a brain in their skull could understand that.
Elmo: Oh be quiet.
"do you see that, i think its Kermit the frog with thanos glove"
"welp, see you on the other side."
When a male is giving a female with genital warts oral pleasure, and he inhales very deeply.
Last night me and heather were together and I gave her a Kermit the Frog Wart Snort. She loved it.
Considered one of the best haxball players of all times. Also attractive and cool !!
kermit frog is the best frfr on mommies.
a green puppet that has most likely commited many war crimes in his past… we dont talk about it
kermit the frog: frog who commited war crimes
Kermit the frog is a cool dude who usually dual wields samurai swords while smoking blunts.
Is that kermit the frog with two samurai swords smoking a blunt?