Country Dictionary

to be off your tits on ketamine

i was soooooo ketted last night, i thought i was a tree!

Northeast England slang for:

1) Sweets.

2) Make up.

1) "Don't eat a load of ket before your tea."

2) "You've got so much ket on your face I'm surprised you can hold your head up."

hot mess.

1. you were a real kets last night when you spent the night crying in the bathroom.

2. you were such a kets after ripping all those shots.

ketamine, an anesthetic and hallucinogenic drug

While ket has been used in humans it is best known as a veterinary drug.

Ket, a shortened way of saying "Ketchup", although Ket is slightly different as it allows the consumer to counteract a Mayo -Seizure.

Look Bradley, Jenson is having a Mayo - Seizure! Give him some Ket!

Past tense / Adjective

Under the influence of the ketamine drug. Possibly having taken too much ket.

Aww dude. Did you see Brad in the corner? He was tooottttaaallyyy ketted man...

The Distinctive onomatopoetic sound of a Mac 10 Ingram's gun mechanism ripping holes in for example a drive by as described by Skinbone.

"When I shoot you in your neck, the noise go Pla-ket-ket!!!