A fork of Rural Dictionary
Kielbasa sausage. a term refering to the mans genital organs, originating from a German meal consisting mainly of suasage. can also be used as a doing word for the rapid action of swinging the males organs to hit another person in the face with the organ. see also helicopter
"yo bitch suck on my kielbasa!" " my kielbasa sausage has just got to perform" "take this!" *smacks genitals around ones face*
The hard chunks of ground up bone found inside of a sausage.
Great horny toads! I just done cracked my tooth on a kielbasa seed!
I asked her is she'd ever had kielbasa in the can.
1.) Kielbasa is a precooked smoked sausage that is highly seasoned with ingredients such as garlic and then produced in links or rings that are approximately 1" to 2" in diameter. 2.) Slang term for a Man's penis 3.) A TENACIOUS D Song
1.) "That's one spicy Kielbasa sausage" 2.) Halofan1999: I like Kielbasa sausage linkinparkfan99: Buttsekz? 3.) "I love ya baby but all I can think about is Kielbasa sausage, your butt cheeks is warm."
When an overweight female wears unflatteringly tight bottom-wear, such as elastic capri pants, and spandex. Thus confining her fat labia onto either sides of her pant seam, and creating the illusion that she is smuggling two greasy kielbasa over the German border in her drawers.
Man that bitch is fat... OMFG, she has kielbasa lips! Oh dude, you're so right, Yea, I seen them when she did that cartwheel!!!
a sexual maneuver in which the finger preferably a male's is inserted into a hole and held still for an extended period of time.
Francis invented the comatose kielbasa. The girls in Manhasset were drooling for comatose kielbasas.