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kielbasa

1) Polish sausage 2) A large penis

Damn I'm sore! Baby boy split my bun with his kielbasa last night.

by Ayudame February 23, 2006

kielbasa

Polish word which means sausage. Period

I love eating sausage. - Uwielbiam jesc kielbasa.

by LLLLLLLLLL October 08, 2007

kielbasa

a term used in Tenacious D's Kielbasa song, and other uses. it means Penis

woo my kielbasa is big tonight!

by DigitalN. January 15, 2005

kielbasa

(keel bah sah) noun. A guy's penis that is larger than anyone would expected for his height, build, and/or race. Usually occurs with guys that are shorter or skinnier than the average guy.

After she turned down an offer for a date from the skinny guy, she found out he had a kielbasa, so she had a friend bring him to her party so they could hook-up.

by Moism July 14, 2010

kielbasa

A type of sausage

my kielbasa sausage, your buttcheeks is warm

by Anonymous February 04, 2003

kielbasa

Kielbasa sausage. a term refering to the mans genital organs, originating from a German meal consisting mainly of suasage. can also be used as a doing word for the rapid action of swinging the males organs to hit another person in the face with the organ. see also helicopter

"yo bitch suck on my kielbasa!" " my kielbasa sausage has just got to perform" "take this!" *smacks genitals around ones face*

by apeshit November 25, 2004

[kielbasa]

The Polish sausage. Considered not only by Poles, to be very tasty and nourishing. Genuine 'kielbasas' are made from meat, have little harmful additives and very often are cured and dried.

Ta kielbasa jest rzeczywiscie bardzo smaczna. This kielbasa is really very tasty.

by Lukasz Pietras May 20, 2006