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Kiel

he's so cute uwu

kiel tall

by jammie xo December 03, 2019

Kiel

An 18 year old man that dances like a gorilla whilst in clubs. Women usually have the tendancy to become entranced by his moves causing immitation. He misses seeing people falling off chairs and tends to get cheated on quite alot.

"I was watching Kiel dance last night. He moves like a gorilla man! I liked it ;)"

by Dwayne from Lodge Farm September 03, 2008

Kiel

A fucking marshmallow; he's soft and white The biggest cunt that you've seen thus far

"Yo Taaha, look at Kiel over there, that marshmallow, that cunt. The Baous gon' put that fucker in his place."

by Baous May 01, 2008

kieling

The act of having sex with a chick who a friend is trying to bang; after learning she thinks hes gay and that she wouldn't bang said freind.

I'm gonna be kieling that girl soon.

by kiel April 02, 2005

Kiel

A willy with a big head with the power of anime and highschool dxd

Have you seen Kiel He is such a weebo

by Weebo42069 February 11, 2020

Kiel

A fat, shirtless, loser, Texan, who walks around thinking hes hot shit. Often banging his red headed girlfriend in the shower with a crowd watching.

I need to go pinch off Kiel.

by BadassMotherfo January 05, 2009

Kiel

Kiel is the ugliest cold hearted guy I have ever met! A Wolf in sheep skin clothing!! Don't be fooled by his fake personality......

Do you know kiel? ?........ I mean really know him... Haven't you heard what he has done?... There is a lot what he hides..... And Definitely not someone I would trust anyhow! Just saying!!

by Thepseudonym1 August 05, 2020