A fork of Rural Dictionary
When someone on a trampoline gets double bounced, loses control, and lands on a poor soul.
Joe gets double bounced and lands on Amin. Amin: Dude what the heck man why'd you klein me? Joe: Sorry man
n. A pretentious display of superfluous grandiosity. v. To conspicuously and pretentiously display superfluous grandiosity, especially when socially out of context. adj. Having the qualities of a pretentious display of superfluous grandiosity.
I'd go on a cruise, but that'd be very klein of me.
Klein is another name for a douchebag.
"look at that Klein over there yelling at his girlfriend. didn't he cheat on her last week?"
Short for "Calvin Kleins" - usually referring to mens underwear available from the designer clothing label Calvin Klein. Most often refers to boxer shorts or boxer briefs.
Check out that guy in his kleins. I was so hot i got got my nut in my kleins. I got myself some sweet kleins from the store today.
An old man with nothing better to do than sit home with his old woman and make science tests. He talks like a gameshow host and looks like a retarded horse jockey. Other names for Klein include, captain Klein , commander Klein, and the Kliziner.
Klein is such a douche bag.