A fork of Rural Dictionary
A colloquialism in the north west of England, offering a variation in terms of usage and meaning in the term "Jockey". The new slang implies that a person "Jockeys" something in order to control or manouver an item or challenge. For example the term has been used in the following context:
"I cant jockey it" - Michael Mcangry
A girl who rides cock in a very fast, jarring motion akin to that of a horse jockey rapidly oscillating on the back of a steed with hooves pumping into the earth causing a tempestuous rumble in the bowels of the earth. This is known to cause more pain than pleasure. Jockeys are often found in their natural environment of a party bus for freshman birthday parties.
Person 1: "Damn, Erin went all jockey on Luke last night on the party bus huh?" Person 2: "Yeah shit that had to have been painful for him... it didn't even look fun!"
A person required to operate simple equipment or machinery as part of a menial job. A great put-down when accompanied by the name of the item they're forced to use every day. Used creatively the term monkey is another fine contender for the same role.
Wesley: "Sean tried to tell us he was the office's Commercial Manager, but it turned out he just makes tea." Aaron: "What a jumped-up kettle jockey!" Paula: "I'm forty years old and you're demoting my role to checkout jockey?" Store Manager: "Yup. Close the door on your way out."
british rhyming cockney for "potato chips". Short for Jockey Whips. Similar to "apples and pears" meaning "stairs".
'eh, luv. Pop in the kitchen for me, and grab me a jockey?
To ride an object for example a horse
hey look he is jockey on that.
1. A horseback rider. 2. Underwear brand 3. An annoying prick who gets on your nerves.
Did you see Arnold walking down the road yesterday? He's such a jockey!