A fork of Rural Dictionary
shortend way to say "fuck off"
1: stob being such a dick! 2: no, i'm being gay, your a n00b 3: kof
Marko Kofs is a Croatian youtuber. He got popular by playing minecraft videos with his friend called BloodMaster. His fans are basically 8-11 years old.
A: Do you like Marko Kofs? B: Yes, i kinda do! A: What about BloodMaster? B: I think he is kinda cool too.
Zak kof is an extinct species of a wierd breed of monkey's and turtles. It is belived that some are still alive but are very rare to find. their appearance looks like a tiny monkey with a tortoiseshell. In day to day use you will reffer to some as zav kof as a weird guy who is fat in a jokingly manner.
John: did you just see this guy he was soo weird. William: yeah what a "zav kof" haha.
Verb: (Named after the Pokémon Koffing) For men: The simultaneous act of sneezing, farting, and cumming while having sex. Thus mimicking the Pokémon Koffing’s smog attack. For women: The simultaneous act of sneezing, farting, cumming, and queefing while having sex. Thus mimicking the Pokémon Koffing’s smog attack.
“Hey man, how’d you like that midget hooker I sent you for your birthday?” “Dude, I was blowing her little midget back out and she starting Koffing all over me, it was disgusting!” *vomits*