Country Dictionary

A word to describe feelings of any sort.

"i was feelin all vexxed and konkie as soon as i got home" "Omg konnie i so want to konkie u from ur head to ur toes

A title given to one person out of a group of male friends that has the largest penis size or body count.

Brad will be crowned konky dong today at my house.

One with and exceptionally large penis.

Jan: How are we going to have sex with that? Tom: What's wrong? Jan: You have a konky dong, don't bring it near me !

Donkey Kong's large, abnormal penis. Phrase originated from Luigi's Ballad- Starbomb.

Donkey Kong, that's a nice Konky Dong you got right there. I'll kick that Donkey Kong right in his Konky Dong! -Starbomb

An unusually sloppy, wet kiss. About what you would expect from a St. Bernard but from a person.

Despite her protests to the contrary, she secretly liked the Konky Kiss.

In the Bahamas this is the derogatory term for a honky or white guy.

Slang salutation... "Hey Konky Joe!"

A dwelling-place that is characterized by ceiling fan blades with thickly deposited dust. This dust can cause problems when attempting to clean.

Ma: Why didn't you use a wet rag to clean the fans?! Pops: I dont live in this konky-hole! Ma: Well why you f**kin' with it then?!