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Kristy

She's a biker chick and a sultry girlie girl. She rocks her own Harley and turns heads in a minidress. She's got just enough ink to let you know she's a firecracker! Amazing breasts and a body that will make all your exgirlfriends jealous. Everyone is drawn to her and all will have a great time in Her presence. Shes a sparkler and you'll see why if you get the chance to hang with her. Her main man will be a sexy bad boy who knows what his lady wants. She will make him feel like a million bucks, and he will love having her next to him watching all of the heads turn when they go by. Her motto for life is "Making bitches jealous."

Did you see that chick ride by? Yeah, she's a Kristy.

by I know it eats you up inside August 20, 2011

Kristy

A ridiculously awesome girl who brightens up your day. A girl with a fantastic ass that makes you wish yoga pants were the dress code. Someone you want to have sex with.

Kristy:Hey J-Lo:Nice ass Kristy:I Know

by GingerGP November 30, 2011

Kristy

A very beautiful woman that is sexy at all times and knows just how to get you horny quick. And knows how to talk dirty to you.

I scored me a kristy last night.

Kristy

The best person that you’ll ever fucking meet! Kristy loves Noodles and will always be there for you. Being near a Kristy automatically brings one good luck and happiness. She shows no interest in the guys around her but they’re all secretly in love with her. It’s not hard to see why aswell! Kristy is the best friend you could have. She also makes a great lover 😉

Men: Oh man did you see Kristy earlier? She’s smoking! Women: Kristy’s the best friend I’ve eve had and her fashion sense is just... Wow

by Avacado56 April 08, 2018

Kristy

the coolest girl ever, some one that's not like the rest, a great friend, some one I'm glad i met. Some one that would sit and play Zelda with, some one that makes me smile when i see her the moment I walk into the room. she may not be my girl friend but she's a hell of a lot better than you : )

Kristy your the coolest!!!

by Crusty bunns February 17, 2010

Kristy

She likes muffins

Kristy likes muffins

by farcry4651 January 22, 2009

Kristy

One who regularly goes to parties in space with David Bowie. Sometimes known to offer him her jumper. Can also be found on a floaty in the middle of the lake.

I see you're here with David Bowie at this party in space. You must be Kristy. Did I see you floating on the lake last weekend?

by K-Nick October 15, 2009