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xbox lan party lan parties are just for computer nerds. I myself love lan parties because we can always bring our xboxes to other people's house. The main point of a lan party is the play games with your fellow friends. Some people perfer games such as Halo2 or NBA football, we all have different taste. Usually the games arent taken seriously and mainly have fun. pc lan parties It is where I bunch of people who bring there PC to other places and game together. Main games are counterstrike, Halo etc.
I love lan parties, when is the next one?
like a normal party but with more computers, less alcohol and no girls.
I didn't go to Ted's party because I had a LAN party planned. I feel sorry for Ted having to spend all his time groping clunge and getting his buzz on when he could have been capturing the flag and pwning n00bs like me.
A LAN party is where a large number of albinos, almost always male, gather in darkened rooms to protect them from the harshness of the sun and the corrosive effects of oxygen, and the bears, which as we all know, live "outside", and can only be guarded against by being inside. They engage in various mental exercises, most often simulated battle, to prepare them for any possible future hostile action taken by "others". These simulations are loaded into computers, which are usually owned and brought by the participants. There is often a small supply of sustenance available at the start, though it is ignored by most of the participants for the first many hours. In fact, many of the participants subsit solely on the copious amounts of stimulants that are available, usually dissolved into liquids with a high energy content. The event usually occurs until the participants are drawn away to other pursuits, most often infiltration missions into the general population.
The LAN Party is a sacred rite.
A sacred ritual where many socially outcast males, of the Nerdus religion, engage in ritualistic murder of eachother (referred to as "fragging") in the hopes that their god Microson will grant them another life, which is referred to as a "respawn" among them. It is also speculated that caffeinated drinks are served. A LAN party has never been witnessed by an outsider before, and therefore everything known about them is speculation.
Guy 1: Dude! Have you seen Eric? Guy 2: Nah, man. Not since the LAN party.
When your boyfriend gathers with his nerdy friends to play computer games all night instead of calling you up to say happy birthday.
"Hey, John, was Napoleon with you last night?" "Why yes, he was at the LAN party, why?" "It was my birthday and he didn't even call." "Oh shit."