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Lumb

1. To be in the state of nothing.
2. Describing a object as useless and unnesessary.
3. Describing a place where there's nothing to do, that's useless and that seems unnesessary.

Me: That Chinease finger trap is really lumb.
Mark Brownstein: Yeah, but so is Aaron Murray's hometown.

by Chris Snahnican September 20, 2007

lumb

a living organism dedicated to the subject of mathematics in other words a dedicated math teacher who devotes his life to math and even takes the feeling of his math books into great account. they generally like to get their nutrition from PAOs (white steamed buns). of the male species. likes to wear unrevelaing garments such as high trousers and tucked in shirt. glasses are compulsory. occasional blue hair is optional. usually equipped with over six calculators.

'i lumb lumb' - i love maths

fred: those glasses make you look like such a nerd. you epic lumb.

bob: Hey john do you have a calculator?
John: of course, i have six
bob: omg you're so lumb

by agentragents October 11, 2009

Lumb Digger

Someone who is sitting around doing nothing.

When playing a video game such as Super Smash Brothers, you have a chance of getting a lumb digger as a partner. While playing your partner isn't doing anything to help you, while you are being thrown off the edge. This ultimately results in you losing or your partner stealing your lives because they died too fast.

During a game of Smash Brothers 2 Vs. 2. Mark and Dan were holding me off the edge, while Aaron Murray was trying to open a box then a barrol. I shouted, "Aaron Murray you are such a lumb digger!"

by Chris Snahnican September 20, 2007

lumb digging

to sit around and do nothing; the state of being unproductive

While playing a video game: "Man I feel like I've been getting double teamed the whole game, I wish my teammate would quit lumb digging and help me out."

Aaron Murray lumb digs all day long

by Mark Brownstein May 21, 2007

nips are lumb

a code word for when someone is intoxicated. or Lips are numb.

Lindsay was yelling "my nips are lumb!!!" after having too much razpberry bacardi.

by Sarbear 09 May 21, 2008

Angela Lumb

The most beautiful, most kind hearted, adorable, lovable girl in the whole world <3

"Angela Lumb your such a Gronk" :)

by Mr Amazing loves you June 22, 2010

Lumbing

Covering the male penis in milk and honey, then proceeding to insert it into a tree

“Me and my pals are gonna go lumbing in the woods this weekend”