A fork of Rural Dictionary
Referring to the Love At First Sight phenomenon.
Wow, I didn't ever think much of that LAFS thing but when I saw her I really felt it.
acronym for: "Lazy As Fuck"
I didn't go to work today because i was feeling laf.
An acronym for Liquid Ass-Fire; painful liquid defecation the consistency of water, usually accompanied by a burning sensation.
Man, that jambalaya gave me the worst LAF.
I gotta find a bathroom NOW; I feel LAF coming on!
An abbreviation signifying one's high level of legitimacy. Meaning "Legit as Fuck".
I'm LAF bitch legit as fuck now suck my left.
Long and Floppy in reference to a redundent foreskin, but in many cases it becomes synonymous with asking if someone is circumcised or not.
Matt: "Do you have a LAF?"
Thomas: "What? Do I laugh?"
Matt: "No I mean do you have a LAF on your penis?"
Thomas: *pause* "Sigh, why does everyone know I have a redundent foreskin?"
Matt: "Don't sweat it babe, I'll make it up to you tonight =)"