A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a woman defecates on a man’s face and then continues to sit on his face so he can perform oral sex through the faeces.
As we proceeded to engage in the lava cake snaacpac he realised it was better in theory.
When you're doing anal and you get shit on your dick but still nut.
I pulled a chocolate lava cake last night on my girl.
When an fat African American woman shits on your penis during sexual intercourse.
I heard Colin got a Chili’s Lava Cake last night from the black stripper he took home.
When you cum inside a girls pussy, then eat her out.
I came inside the had a Hungarian lava cake for dinner.
the hopelessly romantic act of a loving tongue inserted into your partners fudge-tunnel after an anal cream pie... what's important here is that the recipient of said cream pie makes a hefty duty before the act and neglects to wipe; then the anal resulting in the cream pie... and the next morning that rimming tongue pierces the crusty balloon-knot, thus releasing the dirty chocolate lava! (swallowing optional, not recommended)
"Man, I better get tested for worms..." "How come?" "Because I got so shit-faced last night that I ate that dirty bitches' chocolate lava crunch cake!" (sound of person projectile-vomiting)
When you do a solid dump followed by constant squirts of diarrhea, giving a burning sensation on your anus as they're coming out.
I was surprised, because I really felt that I needed to take a dump and low and behold, it was lava cake.
When you can’t afford to go out somewhere and get a dessert, sometimes you have to improvise. One prime example would be pooping on a paper plate, then jizzing on said poop, which you will then put into a microwave for one minute. You’ve successfully made a Homemade Molten Lava Cake, enjoy!
Guy 1: Man I want a good dessert, but they’re just so dad gum expensive these days! Guy 2: Have you ever tried a Homemade Molten Lava Cake, it’s completely free! Guy 1: I’ve never heard of it, how do you make one Guy 2: Oh boy, are you in for a treat!