A fork of Rural Dictionary
The only person in the entire world who’s allowed to twerk in public or on public tv
Hannah: Damn when Lizzo twerks it’s fun
Hannah: and when you twerk Zoe, it’s gross
Zoe: well same with you!
Hannah: you’re right...
a largr sea dwelling creature that returns to land to perform heart break songs and spread awareness about diabetes (she does this by being a primary bad example which urges people to change). the only form of transportation for a lizzo is 24 helicopters but be warned if dropped it will create a catastrophic explosion resulting in the end of all humanity as we know.
"dude went whale watching today and I saw a lizzo"
Bill: Do you see that fat ugly chick in that pizza jumpsuit?
Ted: Ayo chill dude... It's just a lizzo.
She who ate all the pies.
Dave of Cornwall: Who ate all of the pies?
Dave of Devon; Lizzo