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loose cannon

a very irresponsible person who is likely to cause destruction

How did such a loose cannon get into a position of authority?

by The Return of Light Joker August 07, 2008

Loose cannon

Someone who is unstable and unpredictable

Matt Goulster was a loose cannon at work yesterday

by Baron Von Wellington April 19, 2018

loose cannon

A term of jealous criticism applied to individuals of rare flexibility and creativity, by mobs of petty-minded group-thinking procedure slaves.

They called me a loose cannon until one of my crazy ideas saved them half a million bucks. After that I insisted on being called a 360 degree swivel-mounted artillery unit.

by Alex From Oz October 05, 2007

loose cannon

a) (offensive) an irrational/non pragmatic/behaviorally unpredictable person who is neither under the influence of any drugs/alcohol nor has ADD/ADHD
b ) (sarcastic) a person who does rational and somewhat pragmatic things first without, however, having thought them through properly and then asks intelligent questions regarding his previous pragmatic actions
c) an offensive term for children with, or perceived to have, ADD/ADHD, regardless of whether or not this is truly the case

boy a) my girlfriend is such a loose cannon, and makes the most irrational, non-pragmatic decisions, is there anything I can do?

boy b) are you lol, your girlfriend's social worker or psychiatrist? It may be that she is just a loose cannon according to you, IYHO only and normal to everyone else. and lol, is it possible that you are a loose cannon according to her?

boy a) Dunno and idc if i am a loose cannon according to her. IMHO she needs a few doses of methylphenidate

by Sexydimma May 04, 2013

loose cannon

1) Something the police chief calls two cultually different partnerd cops, when he is angy with them and when the police chief has "the mayor on his ass"

2) In an erotic gay movie about police: The thing that the police chief looks forwad too when "has the mayor on his ass"

1) "You two are loose cannons, but your damn good cops!"

2) "I like the two on your loose cannon, let's play good cop, bad cop!"

by EmilioEstavezFan#1!!! October 09, 2009

Loose cannon

A person with the ability to go off unprovoked (usually under the influence of alcohol) at any time, cause disaster at a whim whilst completely unaware of the carnage around them.

He's a loose cannon, he could go off at any time.

by SmokerOfDogs July 08, 2015

loose cannon

A slut or otherwise trashy girl

Bud 1: Did you hook up with Margo last night?
Bud 2: Easily, that girl is a fuckin' loose cannon.

by hoffmannb November 06, 2017