A fork of Rural Dictionary
A word found in many southern Italian dialects which refers to a garden with vegetables found in the typical southern Italian diet, including tomatoes, peppers, onions, cucumbers, eggplant, arugula, and zuchinni.
Yo, you guys got a mean lort` this year. You shoud put up a fence so your dirty neighbors don't take your shit.
This is the noise that occurs when a fart passes through bath water.
Whilst chilling in the tub, if one feels the need to fart, a bubble will rise and explode with the resulting sound: LORT!
lorting, lort, lorty To lie down for a while and drift in and out of sleep. To relax in comfortable furniture. A highly anticipated rest or nap. A lazy or unmotivated person. Useless lounger. Feeling compelled to lie down in a comfortable place, or a very comfortable piece of furniture. A reverent word for lounging.
I can't wait to get home and lort for a while. Sam is such a lort, I tried to call him bt he won't get off the couch to play ball. I wanted to come meet you guys but I was lorting super hard. Check out that super lorty looking couch, I could lay there for a while. Ahh lorting.
5 times the amount of "lots". Often used when describing how much pizza will be eaten during a bout of hardcore gaming.
"Damn Bitch, I just ate LORTS of pizza and mowed that sucker with my .50 cal Hax0r."