Country Dictionary

Another way of saying Lord. Like how a southern black woman like Madea says it.

Praise the lort!

Lort on danish means "Shit/poop"

Ram toiletet næste gang med din lort wich means: Hit the toilet next time with your shit/poop

A person who looks like a witch, or has an absolute monstrous nose.

Get the fuck outta here ugly ass lort

shortnd way of saying "see you later" or "good bye"

1 It was nice partying with you but I'm going to the bar, Lort! 2 That dude just lorted. 3 Im lorting soon. can also be used in the phrase "see you LORT!"

When you see or hear something so funny, that laugh and snort at the same time.

Her: You so funny. Him: I can tell cuz u just laughed and snorted at the samn damn time. U lorted.

An ignorant fuck. Usually referring to a person from Europe who thinks they know American culture by watching our media. or Someone who views Americans of all races as inferior and bastardized in language and culture. This word has become more popular since after 9/11.

See that French lort over there.

Lort is a danish word for 'Shit'. Often used to describe that a thing/action was bad.

"Det her mad smager af LORT!" "This food taste of Shit (Lort)!" "Det var virkelig noget lort, du lavde der." "That was really a stupid action."