A fork of Rural Dictionary
one of the default names for Somalians. Most Somalians are called this.
Greg: Hey, random group of Somalians. Which one of you is Mohamed?
The whole group turns around except for Abdi.
Cool person, holds it down for anybody but if u mess with him he will cut u off. Mohamed is cute, tall most of the times
Aye Mohamed ur hella cute. Yo you got to get to know Mohamed he is the BEST!!!!!!!!
Mohamed is a trustworthy guy he is loving and kind.any girl would be lucky to have him he will do anything for her he will love with all his heart.he would risk anything for others and he will always be a shoulder to cry on.he will always help others.he has an amazing personality he will always listen to you no matter what.any girl would be the luckiest person on earth to have him
Mohamed is such a cool guy I wish I was in his life
The name of every muslim person in the world. Often used in conjunction with any, or every one, of the other three muslim names there are: Abdullah, Ali or Mohammed spelled differently.
Also the name of the coolest guy in Islam, who if drawn or spoken remotely negatively of will cause muslims to go into a blind rage and try to blow you and themselves up, and riot in the streets shouting "Allahu akbar" whilst condemning the Western world for not living in the Stone Age.
Steve: "Hey Mohammed, your prophet sure was a lil’ dummy at times, amirite?"
Mohammed: "WHAT DID YOU SAY, YOU FILTHY INFIDEL?!" *screams Allahu akbar and blows himself, Steve, and some innocent little girls eating ice cream with their grandmother up*
Some dude who is nice and funny and chill but when people make fun of him he’s gonna do some super saiyan shit he’s talented and doesn’t give a fuck what anybody says about him and he’s one of the best gamers in the world
“Have you seen that dude Mohamed”
“OMFG Mohamed Sucks At Weightlifting”
“Mohamed Can You Give Me A Soda”