A fork of Rural Dictionary
Meat that is ether cheap in price, has strange features and looks/taste disgusting
Ron: Them Burger King chicken nuggets are only $1.99 for 20 pieces!
Ben: That ain’t chicken, that’s some mystery meat. Deer ankles
mystery meat is the anonymous cock that presents itself to have a cumgasm sucked out of it at a gloryhole.
I love all the mystery meat I get to suck at a gloryhole!
what they serve at the kebab shop - whoever's seen a three foot high and perfectly round lamb leg? WAKE UP PEOPLE!
after 20 beers or so we all went to uncle sallaams for a serve of mystery meat
some kind of food you just can't tell what kind of meat is in it if any at all. prison food
shit we're having mystery meat for dinner tonight
This game is done by a large (8 or more will do) group of males. This works where one lucky guy (if you consider it lucky) gets blindfolded and spun around. After this, everyone, including the blindfolded guy, drops their pants and everyone stands in a circle around the blindfolded guy. Dazed and confused, the blindfolded guy (currently in the middle of the circle) walks backwards into one of the other guys' dicks. He then tries to guess who is... inside him. Hence the title of the game: Mystery Meat.
Kevin: Wanna get together with the guys and play some mystery meat tonight?
Rob: Nah, whenever I play I end up being the one blindfolded.
when you put your limp meat in the asshole or pussy and then you pop a viagara and wait for it to expand inside
my grandpa couldnt get it up anymore so i told him to give grandma the mystery meat and everything would be solved
When a nasty dirty sleazy ho wakes up with a hangover and can't remember who she fucked the night before.
Yeah girl I had fun but I don't remember shit. My vagina is sore too. I must have had some mystery meat last night.