A fork of Rural Dictionary
A small, preferably Mexican human being that simply is able to move by oneself (or is able to move when kicked by other, more superior beings) that spins around in a circle.
*when viewing a small adult spinning around in a circle*
"Oh, Brad, look over here. I found a midget spinner."
When during intercourse with a midget, the midget sits on your dick and spins on you much like a fidget spinner
I heard Chad gave a good midget spinner last night
Also known as Levi Ackerman. Standing at 3’2” this little fucker will kick you in shins, because thats the highest he can reach.
Zeke didn’t stand a chance against the little midget spinner.
Derived from the fidget spinner, the midget spinner is a device consisting of a midget (a child will also do) spinning in a machine at mach speed. This device is common with giants with autism as well as NBA players.
I heard LeBron James has a midget spinner in his home.
A sex act when a guy spins a midget while other people around the midget ejaculate on the midget.
-Hey, we did the midget spinner och Erik yesterday
A midget so obese he/she has it's own orbit.
You play league of legends? You must be a midget spinner!
Reverse midget spinner
Where you lay on top of a midget and spin in a circle while a group of guys ejaculate on the midget while the top is spinning
"Yeah i pulled a uno reverse card and reverse migdet spun that bitch! "
"Honey, would you like to try the reverse midget spinner on me tonight? "