A fork of Rural Dictionary
when someone sucks some fat bitch's tittys.
Ex1:
Guy1: Holy fuckballs! Rob is milking the cow!
Guy2: Haha no silly, he is just having fun with Mary.
This morning I couldn’t get over my girl’s boobies so I had to milk the cow
pulling it. masturbating and ejaculating
I was thinking about that girl in studyhall when i was milking the cow last night.
The act of a girl jerking a guy off to make him cum while he is laying face down in a netted hammock.
Bob: Where is Katie going?
Jack: Oh that slut got thirsty so she is milking the cow on some stranger in the park.
The act of squeezing the tits of the girl you're taking from behind - she's on all fours. See also milking the brown cow if you're doing the girl via the poop-shoot.
I was milking the cow when she asked me to switch from the playground to the garbage dump.
A way to say can I “suck your titties”, but discreetly.
At work, to a female coworker; “Wow, can I please milk the cows???
At school, to your hot teach; “Can I stay after school, I’d like your help Milking the Cows”