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mollywop

v. to bitch slap, clobber, and knock the fuck out, simultaneously

Listen motherfucker, you got two choices.
You can either go fuck yourself, or I can mollywop your punk ass!

by sage ares January 16, 2009

mollywop

Hitting someone in the face with your cack

That dumb bitch cheated on me so I mollywopped her!

by takeaguess January 24, 2005

mollywop

To be hit with an open hand or closed fist extremelyhard. The person hitting you has to follow through and come down with it so that you feel the true force.

Yo check it, my bitch is an habitual linesteppa, so everytime she steps outa line i gotta check her. She got me real heated yesterday so i mollywopp'd that silly bitch. Shell learn next time not to fuck wit me.

by mattman April 18, 2005

mollywop'

To be clubbed in the front of the head; to be clubbed fatally from the front

We were playing Halo at Zel's, and como got mollywopped uncontrollably... results in... "ooooooo arite, were friends"

by Stealth Gyro December 11, 2004

mollywop'

To be clubbed in the front of the head; to be clubbed fatally from the front; Opposite of mollywop' = Aardvark, to be clubbed from the back of the head, 1 hit and ur done

To be clubbed in the front of the head; to be clubbed fatally from the front

We were playing Halo at Zel's, and como got mollywopped uncontrollably... results in...
"ooooooo arite, were friends"
or
"jimmy quit pollywackin' me, no Como is Mollywop"

by Stealth Gyro December 11, 2004

mollywop

Slap someone with your dick

the bitch stopped sucking so i mollywoped her for revenge

by billy4568721 June 06, 2009

mollywop

to get the crap beat out of you.
or to slap the shit out of somebody.

you keep talking shit i'll mollywop yo punk ass.

by plantman bluntski May 22, 2003