A fork of Rural Dictionary
verb; To be smacked violently upside the head.
Fool, you just straight mollywopped me, negroid!
The act of grabbing ones flaccid unit at the base and smacking a ho upside the head with it, preferably in the cheek area.
Girl you need to calm down before I take this big ol dick and mollywop the everlasting hell out of you!
v. to bitch slap, clobber, and knock the fuck out, simultaneously
Listen motherfucker, you got two choices.
You can either go fuck yourself, or I can mollywop your punk ass!
Hitting someone in the face with your cack
That dumb bitch cheated on me so I mollywopped her!
To be hit with an open hand or closed fist extremelyhard. The person hitting you has to follow through and come down with it so that you feel the true force.
Yo check it, my bitch is an habitual linesteppa, so everytime she steps outa line i gotta check her. She got me real heated yesterday so i mollywopp'd that silly bitch. Shell learn next time not to fuck wit me.
To be clubbed in the front of the head; to be clubbed fatally from the front
We were playing Halo at Zel's, and como got mollywopped uncontrollably... results in... "ooooooo arite, were friends"
To be clubbed in the front of the head; to be clubbed fatally from the front; Opposite of mollywop' = Aardvark, to be clubbed from the back of the head, 1 hit and ur done
To be clubbed in the front of the head; to be clubbed fatally from the front
We were playing Halo at Zel's, and como got mollywopped uncontrollably... results in...
"ooooooo arite, were friends"
or
"jimmy quit pollywackin' me, no Como is Mollywop"