A fork of Rural Dictionary
How males that are very strongly bonded refer to each other. Can be measured as a percentage (mortency) eg we are at 500% mortency. Women cannot be mortens.
Bob and Jeff are mortens.
Their mortency is at 300%
A "Morten" is a male person with a speech impediment and/or a tendancy for geeky behaviour.
"Hey, look at that guy with the braces!"
"Yeah, he's such a Morten!"
morten kinnie in definition is some who worships their lord and saviour Morten the Math teacher. They will drink his spit and lick his feet if they had a chance. Most of them are probably blonde and really tall. Hide your children if you ever see them in the wild. They are scary scary and terrifying CREATURES
"Did u meet that Mortan Kinnie?"
"Yes i did and i was also with my kids, i had to hide them away and cross the street.. pisskink those morten kinnies"
Morten Anderson is an NFL kicker who has a facemask with one bar.
The Morten Anderson, or the One-Bar, is the act of placing your wang across a girl's mouth in the same fashion of the facemask. Bonus points for saying "Laces out, bitch!"
I gave her the old One-Bar last night.
Man I would like to give her the Morten Anderson.
6'2" 225
Born 8/19/1960, Copenhagen, Denmark
Hometown: Indianapolis, IN
College: Michigan State Turned pro: 1982
The best kicker of all time. Andersen came the the U.S. in 1977 as a foreign exchange student and planned to stay ten months. He played football at Ben Davis HS in Indianapolis because they didn't have a soccer team. He has played more pro games than George Blanda and is closing in on Gary Anderson's scoring record.
Morten Andersen is clutch. Plus, he's Danish.