A fork of Rural Dictionary
The apex of the muffin, not pertaining to or relating to muffin stump
I ate all of the muffintop but left that nasty old stump
when a girl has pants on that are like 3 sizes to small and there fat hang over the edge. It really doesnt help when they wear tight shirts that hug your skin so your muffin tops hang out of the bottom.
"SICK, Look at Marks girlfriends muffintops. He must like muffins, cause thats NASTYYY."
The part upper part of the buttocks that are exposed when wearing low riding jeans or pants.
When these fat chicks wear pants too tight and their ass gets pushed up out the top of the waist band. Yo, your muffintops are showing.
Excess nasty (fat rolls) hanging over one's pants in the love handle region.
"Damn look at Richard Muffintops she looks like a whore today!"
a human that is awckwardly over weight and have a "cliff hanger" over their pants forming the shade of a muffin top
that dudes got a large muffintop. he needs a larger shirt to cover that up
A mound of public hair, typically female, that has not been shaven or trimmed in a long time, resulting in a poof of hair resembling the top of a muffin. Can be either when naked, or spilling out from behind underwear around the edges.
I was with her sister the other night, and talk about hirsute - when she dropped her jeans, BAM! There was her muffintop in all its 70's porn-like glory. I was afraid I would chafe if I was on top of her, so I had to do her from behind.