A fork of Rural Dictionary
when your dad leaves you because you've became a disappointment to this dumbass earth and your family. how could you be so useless?
my father went to get milk.... he never came back because im a useless nobody
It's a more 'pure' and 'innocent' version of saying "choke me, daddy" It's kind of like a chocking kink
"please restrict my airflow, father....PLeAsE!!!!"
an instruction to have sexual intercourse during the festive period. Plum my pudding and stuff my turkey would be synonyms
I love you Alfed. Stop wrapping those presents and come father my christmas He was fathering my christmas all day long when we should have been shopping for the kids presents
This is toast He is my father I watch him being fucked by my mom mickey mouse 24/7 No, dont judge me I get happy when my dad tells me im adopted yay, im sending this to discord now
Hey, my toast father named Toast, im just gonna show you this shit
A greeting used to proclaim one's intention to kill based on past murders. More specifically, if you happen to be in the movie The Princess Bride.
Person 1: Hallo. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. Person 2: Dude, wtf?! Person 1: Princess Bride moment. Person 2: Oh got it! AAAAAAAH (*runs away screaming)
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses? Person 2: Yes. Person 1: My father and mother only beat me with materials and objects, you are lucky you that you get the empty hands: The First Juvenile Release
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My Father Is Dead To Me After This