A fork of Rural Dictionary
beating of ones meat by one also known as jacking off
nick h: hey rossi what r u doing when u get home rossi: i'm going to beat my meat while wacthing xxx
The act of dropping a textbook, usually a dictionary, onto your meat (penis, testicles).
I'm going to textbook my meat. Ow!
To play Meat Boy or Super Meat Boy.
I beat my meat for hours last night, it was super hard.
A variation of the phrase "smoke my cock". 1. A phrase used to express extreme disgust 2. Something a whore likes to do for under 20 bucks. 3. Something you should be doing if you're a complete asshole.
If my boss thinks I'm going to clean up his shit he can smoke my fuckin' meat. That bitch smokes the meat for a free meal. You guys are total dicks so go ahead and smoke my meat.
a different way of saying, "beats me" but in a way of also describing masturbation
danny: where is the nearest mcdonalds from hear, siri? siri: beats my meat
what you doin' tonight? Shit, i'm gonna Smack my Meat!!!