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mystery meat

Plastics, cutters, and other agents used to cheaply increase the volume of the cannabis product known as hashish

That english shit's full of mystery meat, buy from holland if you really want the good shit

by anonymous May 01, 2004

mystery meat

what you get from the kebab shop - whoever saw a round lamb leg three feet long? WAKE UP PEOPLE!

after 20 beers or so we all went to uncle salaams for a feed of mystery meat

by aussie bob March 07, 2005

mystery meat

mystery meat is the anonymous cock that presents itself to have a cumgasm sucked out of it at a gloryhole.

I love all the mystery meat I get to suck at a gloryhole!

by eda-skip April 24, 2023

mystery meat

what they serve at the kebab shop - whoever's seen a three foot high and perfectly round lamb leg? WAKE UP PEOPLE!

after 20 beers or so we all went to uncle sallaams for a serve of mystery meat

by aussie bob March 07, 2005

mystery meat

some kind of food you just can't tell what kind of meat is in it if any at all. prison food

shit we're having mystery meat for dinner tonight

by lita ford September 24, 2017

Mystery Meat

This game is done by a large (8 or more will do) group of males. This works where one lucky guy (if you consider it lucky) gets blindfolded and spun around. After this, everyone, including the blindfolded guy, drops their pants and everyone stands in a circle around the blindfolded guy. Dazed and confused, the blindfolded guy (currently in the middle of the circle) walks backwards into one of the other guys' dicks. He then tries to guess who is... inside him. Hence the title of the game: Mystery Meat.

Kevin: Wanna get together with the guys and play some mystery meat tonight?

Rob: Nah, whenever I play I end up being the one blindfolded.

by 333333373733 March 17, 2009

mystery meat

when you put your limp meat in the asshole or pussy and then you pop a viagara and wait for it to expand inside

my grandpa couldnt get it up anymore so i told him to give grandma the mystery meat and everything would be solved

by scruggs1496 February 08, 2006