A fork of Rural Dictionary
This is used by people who type too fast.
Instead if saying No, they spell Nop.
Guy: Do you like to play basketball?
Dude: nop
Dude:*no
a NOP aka "Night of Passion" is no less than 8 hours of whatever sexual/semi-sexual activity the other person wants to do. Depending on the person's proclevities, this may or may not include cutting one up and putting them under the floor boards.
Would you rather have an NOP with Ben Affleck or Matt Damon?