A fork of Rural Dictionary
a navia is something like a pariah but worst, even worst than a pyraiah, its an ugly as monster looking alian from outer space, that dress up like a human to have sex with earthlings because its true form is so hideous, and even the human form they pick, no one would have sex with them anyway so they tend to try to be police officers or use police officers to lock them up forever and rape them non stop because they are so perverted and sexual deviant and is so fucking nasty. they say all african american and asian people are aliens from another world...i however not about to find out and verify, you can edit the last part out if it causes problem people knowing the truth. i dont know the rules but i dont know why they dont just have sex with each other , like they cant even do it to their own species.
i kill every navia that tries to rape me.
Navia is the type of person that you look forward to seeing in the day, she is a ray of sunshine and is incredibly funny like she will have you dying. She is the smartest person you'll ever meet, always getting the highest grades in the class and overachieving in school and LITERALLY makes it look effortless. Navia is also aesthetic as hell, like all the way down to the widgets on her phone kinda aesthetic. She is also an amazing friend, she ALWAYS remembers birthdays, dumb things you've done, and pays attention to the little details that make you feel special. She lights up any room that she stands in, and when she walks through the door you already know it's about to go down. (plus she has the best laugh)
"did you know today is Navia's birthday?"
"omg shes so cool"
The (ghetto)short for ''Scandinavia'' - a word inspired and influenced by the slums
of Scandinavian countries; where dice is shot everyday on the street for funds
only to quickly spend it on pizza and ''blandsaft''.
'' Yo man, f*ck them other cats, we're straight from the slums of Navia! ''
'' Damn dawg, them Navian cat's ain't playin' around! ''
''Yo son! This is the best pizza Navia has to offer! ''