Country Dictionary

Nerd I'd Like to Fuck

That guy dizer uses a computer 24 hours a day but he is so hot. he's such a nilf.

Acronym: Natty I'd Like to Finish

Wife: Honey, are you coming to bed with me?
Husband: Hell no, Football is on and I have a NILF.

Ninja I'd like to fuck. Mysterious, nameless phenomenon in ancient Japan where sexually repressed women would fantasize about having wild animal sex with Ninjas. The recent proliferation of ilfisms has led to its rediscovery and nilfs were finally given a proper name.

Oh, me so hoeny me fuck many, many nilf.

Nurse I'd Like to Fuck

I saw this really hot NILF at the hospital

nursing students at Fanshawe College

A nun I'd like to fuck

Damn sister, you one hella NILF! Have mercy on my ****!

An acroynm for "News I'd Like To Fuck."

Coined on The Daily Show (5/16/07), this term refers to how the 24 hour news networks have hired some super-sexy anchors to do the reporting.

CNN has the wholesome girl-next-door NILFs

MSNBS has the dirty-over-thirty NILFs

FOX has the filthy NILFS who will "report anything." They are the Hustler of NILFS.

Dude, it's hard to watch CNN without rubbing one off. They only hire NILFs.

Nun id like to fuck
usually referring to one of the sisters of perpetual indulgence

Sister Nova China is a NILF