A fork of Rural Dictionary
A quant local yocal way of referring to a sprout in a very small area in Nottimghamshire - Glenda's House.
Oh Look Justin - Glenda has given us Nobbies with our Turkey!!!!
The act of a homosexual man getting an erection when he sees another male
That Doctor got a nobby when he saw his male patient take off his shirt.
a stupid story with a pointless ending
or
ridiculous mistake.
Various nobbys-
"There's a bucthers........ they'll sell meat."
"Do I see my eyes!!??"
"Pick that up, that's loitering!"
" I was playin this game, and you had to stop by pressing the button, and I pressed it and it didnt work, so I pressed it again."
"Fuck me there are loads of gliders today! Oh no wait there's just one."
"Speed pickles in slow motion is just normal pickles!"
A mysterious creature, rarely seen. Can be likened to the Loch Ness monster, the dodo or big foot. Last seen frequenting the Royal Oak / Indian Nights. Was once a lad, now an unknown quantity .
Sorry lads, I would consider a drink but I'm going to be a Nobby