A fork of Rural Dictionary
A manky old guy with a grizzly full beard, skanky unwashed hair, and thick rimmed glasses with a near permanent roll up fag in his mouth. Often seen walking out of off-licences.
I saw the worst possible Nobby on the train earlier.
a stupid story with a pointless ending or ridiculous mistake.
Various nobbys- "There's a bucthers........ they'll sell meat." "Do I see my eyes!!??" "Pick that up, that's loitering!" " I was playin this game, and you had to stop by pressing the button, and I pressed it and it didnt work, so I pressed it again." "Fuck me there are loads of gliders today! Oh no wait there's just one." "Speed pickles in slow motion is just normal pickles!"
Shipping name of the TikToker “Noen Eubanks” and the Make Up Artist “Abby Roberts” who are in a relationship since 2019
“Nobby is my favorite TikTok couple.”
To be blind drunk, intoxicated
Kev "Did you see Billy at Mike's party yesterday?" Caz "Yeah he made a rght fool of himself coming out the closet like that and stripping off, what was he thinking shoving his cock into Mike's drink?" Kev "he's not going to remember much - he was totally Nobbied"
badass, amazing, overwhelming, incredible...etc...basically a superior being, or object.
john:bro did you see that dude!??! (man jumping off of cliff doing flips) tom:yea man that was nobbi!! john:i know right! i wish i could be nobbi! tom: you can bro! just go ask him (the man) how he did it!