A fork of Rural Dictionary
To shave multiple lines (usually two or three) through one's eyebrows to try and look hard.
I was watchin Aaron Lennon and I saw he was notched, so I was like damn I need to do that.
(Verb) To inadvertently DDoS attack a website due to sudden interest, often caused by a reccomendation from someone with many online followers or fans.
Coined on the 26th August 2011, when popular indie games developer Notch (Markus Persson) directed his 300,000 or so twitter followers to visit the website of Grimrock, another indie game, almost immediately crashing it.
Notch: Check out this awesome game! *trollface*
Me: Man, that website is gonna get Notched.
A notch is a very unspecific unit of measurement.
Hey, Jacob, that wall is three Notches high. " "Yeah, but this book is like six Notches thick.
Hot, particularly good looking, dank
Did you see how notch that guy was?
(noun) A top notch hoe. Above average looking female.
Damn your sister is top notch.
Noun, sense 1. An affectionate synonym for 'vagina'. See also gash.
Noun, sense 2. Someone with whom you basically just get drunk and/or high and have sex, usually on a short term basis. Compare to "your girl" or "a ho", both are higher on the intimacy ladder.
Sense 1: "I am so going to hit that notch, bro."
Sense 2: "Are you going to the prom with him?" "Naw. He's just a notch."