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A famous man, developer of Mojang. His company created Minecraft, Scrolls, and Cobalt.
I hear Notch is working on a new game!
A notch is a unit of measurement for sexual partners. Some people count anything more than kissing as a notch, and some people only consider sex as a notch. They are a count of how many people you have hooked up with, and not how many hook ups you have had.
That's nothing, after last weekend I'm at 23 notches.
(Verb) To inadvertently DDoS attack a website due to sudden interest, often caused by a reccomendation from someone with many online followers or fans.
Coined on the 26th August 2011, when popular indie games developer Notch (Markus Persson) directed his 300,000 or so twitter followers to visit the website of Grimrock, another indie game, almost immediately crashing it.
Notch: Check out this awesome game! *trollface*
Me: Man, that website is gonna get Notched.
Hot, particularly good looking, dank
Did you see how notch that guy was?