Country Dictionary

What you are now. Crazy world eh?

Hey, I just got online and came to urbandictionary.com to read this dumb definition! JOY!

1) The state of being connected to the Internet.
2) Relating to systems, the state of being powered on, connected, or actively ready for use.

I'm going to go online now!

Let's bring that computer online.

When you are hooked up to the soul-destroying electronic mainframe that encompasses the world and subliminally instructed to consume as much capitalist produce as possible before you take your last breath.

WHAT? Where the fuck did THAT definition come from?

1) All systems go!
2) A term used to describe being informed, activated, or available.

I'm so online for the party tonight.

The place on the internet where all the coolest and the most hip people with rich class,style and attitude hangout

It is the mix of any of these 2 words online+personality=onlinality online+ability=onlinality online+nationality=onlinality

Being on or connected to the internet or a network.

I just got my website online.

Jill is online right now.

A reference to the internet or AIM. It sounds stupid to intelligent people.

I was talking to him on the online. I had sex with him on the online. My online broke, I can't get on the online.