Country Dictionary

The most popular free-to-play MMORPG in the world, with more seven billion active players and counting.

"I'd like to play RuneScape more, but I've been pretty occupied with Outside."

A book wrote in the 1960s by S.E. Hinton, a then 15 year old girl. One of the most powerful novels of all time about a 60s gang of "wrong side of the tracks" guys in the southwest.

I just read the Outsiders. It changed my life.

An unbearable realm that is not compatible with the internet race. Only truly accessible when the big yellow orb in the sky disappears and is replaced with a much more forgiving white orb. Modern technology can reproduce "Outside" with better features, so the real thing is migrating to legacy.

Billy - Why the absolute FUCK did you go outside?
Mike - I needed food...
*SLAP*
Billy - We wait for the white orb.

It sucks, because unlike a computer you can't turn the brightness down.

Bobby: "aargh! my eyes, ohh the sun it's so bright!"

In his room:
Bobby: "aargh! my eyes, ohh there it is, *turns brightness down* Much Better!"

Someone who excludes theriselves from popular social circles.

I am one who chooses to exclude myself from trends, therefore, I'm an outsider.

A place with amazing graphics, but with a shitty storyline.

I went outside once. The graphics were amazing, but the story sucked.

Spending time in the fresh air as opposed to playing video games/watching tv.
Usually something imposed upon children by parents.

My mom is always getting my brothers and me to do outsidence. I'd much rather play Modern Warfare.