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John 'Ozzy' Osbourne - --1. Prince Of Darkness --2. Black Sabbath Lead Vocals --3. Everyone's Favorite Druggie Ozzy osbourne is known widely for snorting ants, and biting the heads off of doves and a bat, and trying to kill his wife, Sharon, multiple times. This man is one of the most widely known celeberty.
"Of All The Things I've Lost, I Miss My Mind The Most."
The spirit of metal made flesh. OK so he might have snorted a tad too much coke, and smoked a bit too much weed. Oh and he had a bit of a drinking problem. But really, he just rules.
Ozzy Osbourne changed my life... if ity wasn't for his band I never would have learned guitar - and then I would never have got a girlfriend. ;)
Ozzy: Ozzy is the best school friend. He has long brown hair. Ozzy is usually funny and really likes fun.
Natelie: Who is your best friend? Gabriel: Probably Ozzy.
The original frontman for heavy metal's greatest band: BLACK SABBATH! Usually known to the youth as "that stoner dude" or "one braindead mofo". Most of today's youth are a huge fan of him or Sabbath, because...he kicks fuckin' ass. He totally revolutionized Heavy Metal, with the help of Tony Immoi, Geezer Butler, and Bill Ward..and who can forget Randy Rhoads?
All Aboard The Crazy Train! HAH HAH HAH! AYE AYE AYE! :)
The Godafther of Metal, has worked with possibly the most talented guitarist's in the history of metal, such as, Tony Iommi(Iron Man, Paranoid, NIB) Randy Rhoads(Crazy Train, Goodbye to Romance, Mr. Crowley) and Zakk Wylde(No more Tears, SIN, Mama Im comin Home) \m/ Rock the Fuck on Man. BLEED BLACK LABEL
OZZY=METAL....ENOUGH SAID \m/