A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone named Ozzie is a very handsome, intelligent guy. He has the most beautiful eyes on a guy that you'll ever see. He is very charming and can sweep any girl off their feet by just one look into those bright green eyes. He looks at people and life in a different way, and just by being around him you can tell he's someone special. He has a way with words that can touch anyone's heart. And has touched mine more times than one can count.
"Do you see that green eyed tall and amazingly handsome guy at school today?" "He has got to be an Ozzie."
Ozzie means the cutest guy who has the most amazing smile ever. He seems to be shy around new people but once you get to know him you’ll for sure fall even more deeply in love with him. Ozzie always knows how to bring a smile to someone no matter the subject. When he tries to sing it’s not the best but he thinks it’s the best and you will enjoy him singing cause it’ll be hilarious. Since his eyes are a nice shade of brown you simply lose your conscience . This guy is always on a lot of girls minds cause of how underrated he is.
You have no idea how cute Ozzie is😩
Ozzie, the man with the huge wallet and giant penis as he is also referred to, is by far the most intellectually sexual person alive. Lover of life, and women.
p1: WOW! that Ozzie gets all the ladies. p2: Hells yeah.... it's not because of his wallet either, you should see the size of his penis. p1: Is it like a horse? p2: Oh no. it would make a horse cry.
Fat gluttonous retard. Used as a verb, it means you really messed something up in an irreversible way.
A: I just pooped my pants B: You mean you just Ozzied your pants
A knock off Jesus who will bend yo Pokemon cards after you beat him in COD ghosts. He thinks Fred's voice is hot and laughs at the word willy he will do anything if you give him a dong massage he only like one thing, his dog Pablo who strangled his hamster gary
God Ozzie why do you always throw a wrench at my new TV
Someone with a shittier haircut than will's GTA 5 haircut and thinks your mom jokes are funny.
random bystander:"LMAO look at that ozzie over there! what a retard" Coen:"Almost as bad as YOUR MOM'S!" Ozzie:"LMAO, HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHHAH, GOOOD ONE!" message by fortnite nigga cheese gang