A fork of Rural Dictionary
While “panking” describes cumming while masterbating, you can also call someone a “pank” in place of a bitch or a cunt.
“Yea bro this kids such a pank” “fuck you, you pank”
The act of masturbating whilst simultaneously defecating.
Formed by the amalgamation of two more commonly known words, 'Poo' and 'Wank', the situation of panking can be described in a number of ways, e.g.
'Going to Pankistan'
'Watching the Shawpank Redemption'
'Trying to navigate Pank's Labyrinth'
'Taking a loan out from the Royal Pank of Scotland
Jamie: 'Hey Pete's been gone for a while?'
Ben: 'He's probably just panking.'
Jamie: 'That boy, he's relentless. A German Panker tank.'
Pete: 'Well pank you very much.'
When matter is compressed downward. A common word in Northeastern Pennsylvania dialect.
The snow was so panked I could hardly shovel it.
The combination of the words "Poo" and "Wank"
these two activities occur at the same time when "Panking"
Push one out while you Pull one off
A Tug and a Turd
"Hes been in there for ages, whats he doing?"
"hes blatently having a pank"
The art of mastubating (wanking) whilst excreting (pooing)
Wanking + Pooing = Panking
Lang: Corr I had a right good Pank last night
Jax: What are you on about??
Lang: You now when you poo and wank at the same time
a word that is used to describe sexual activity
Meagan got some pank pank last night after her date with Freddy.