A fork of Rural Dictionary
A word that is very versatile. Verb, noun, adjective. In its true form, a ponk is a situation that is of unfathomable hilarity (also known as "lolz"). There may also be a delicious twist of irony that accompanies the event (or may accompany the description of an event). The act of ponking is universal and may be related to "pwning" or "owning." If Ashton Kutcher were to make a new television show, it would be called "Ponked." Ponking or the event of a ponk often results in a significant amount of QQing or TTing. A ponk is often the consequence of a GG. Conjugated and various forms include: ponked, ponkyed, ponky, ponking, ponks, ponkage
As a noun, Me: Remember when we were about to sign a lease to that house? You: Then some bitches signed in front of us? Yeah. Me: What a ponk. As a verb, Me: Dude, remember that crazy landlord? You: Yeah we are about to ponk the shit out of her. Me: That's what she gets for getting us to try to sign a lease without seeing a house. As a an adjective, Me: That house over there is very ponky. You: Seriously.
Corrupted term for Pinkie Pie, a main character in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
Yo, didja see Ponk in Secrets and Pies? Yah, bruh, she went absolutely fucking nuts!
a) all swears and demeaning words mixed into one word to exress anger. b)When a person is puttng you down and he has all ready said fu*k you gaylord, and you need the "shut this mother fu*cker down" come back.
a) teahcer: who does things you don't what them to do you: omg this teachers a fu*king ponk b) burn fest..... them: oh fu*k you gaylord.... you: yeah fu*k me, oh no fu*k you ponk them: o.k. (really thinking sh*t)
Shortening of 'post-drinks'. The act of going back to a friend's house for drinks after a night out, as opposed to pre-drinks or prinks.
Although they were already totally wankered, they headed back to Matt's for ponks. The party was disappointing and there was little poontang on offer, so the boys decided to ponk at Jonny's instead.