A fork of Rural Dictionary
Shortening of 'post-drinks'. The act of going back to a friend's house for drinks after a night out, as opposed to pre-drinks or prinks.
Although they were already totally wankered, they headed back to Matt's for ponks. The party was disappointing and there was little poontang on offer, so the boys decided to ponk at Jonny's instead.
Shortened version of post-drinks. The act of going back to a friend's house for drinks after a night out, as opposed to 'pre-drinks' or 'prinks'.
Despite already being totally wankered, they decided to head back to Matt's for ponks. The party turned out to be be disappointing, so the lads decided to leave early and ponked at Jonny's instead.
The combination between the words "pony" and "pink" (refers to the My Little Pony character, Pinkie Pie)
"The Ponk has really made me smile and brightened my day!"
The art of trying to have sex with your step sister
Yo my g I just ponked my sister Ponking is great Ponking is fun Ponking is for everyone
Coined by, or at least first recorded in, the works of British author P. G. Wodehouse ca 1923, ponk is an intransitive verb meaning, basically, that something sucks or is really, really crappy. Wodehouse began using the word in the 1920s when Jazz Age slang was all the rage in England. It is spoken in Series 1, Episode 4 of the BBC comedy, "Blandings," adapted from Wodehouse's "Blandings Castle" book series, 1915-1975.
George, a lad: "Jeepers. Who is this blister?" Baxter: "I am your tutor, young man. George: "Tutor? In the summer holidays? Crikey, that ponks." Connie, George's aunt: "Clarence, have you no authority over this child?" Clarence, George's uncle: "Well, it does ponk."