Country Dictionary

me. I am Poob. I am god. Poob is god. Poob is carnivorous.

Praise Be to Poob. All Hail Poob. All Hail.

When one cums all over themselves in bed and falls asleep before they can clean it up

Ah shit, my mom saw the aftermath of a midnight poob and now she won't look me in the eyes

Pubic hair of the anus. The hair that grows around the buttocks and sometimes gets feces caught in it.Mainly found on men and hairy ladys

I shaved my poobes because i wanted a rim-job from your mumma or Oh no i have shit stuck in my poobes.

A fancy retard.

Person 1: Hey with all my bands I got 6k right?
Person 2: Stop being such a poob with 2 lots of 1k you got 2k!

Taking a poop and while seated comfortably on the toilet seat, trimming your pubes with hair clippers/ scissors. After you finish, you flush not only the poop down the toilet, you flush those pubes as well

Dude, I save so much time by poobing! Plus I'm saving water too!

The act of two people touching the ends of their index fingers together

1: Bro, pinky promise that you won't tell.
2: Nah dude, poob instead. It has more value

1: Why are they touching their fingers together?
2: They're poobing, bro

A poob is a bum hair. Poo pube.

A shaved my poobs this morning.