Country Dictionary

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pube

A course, curly hair that grows around teh groin of both male and females. Often found on computer desks or on the carpets in your friends bedrooms.

Hmm their seems to be an alien pubic hair in my gin, I don't know whos it is... I managed to staunch my bleeding anus with expired pubes from off the landing

by Nihility February 08, 2004

pube

A single strand of hair from the pubic region. Characteristically curly and smelly.

MOM! There's a pube on my toothbrush again!

by Allah Pinya March 12, 2003

pube

An almost intangible length. About as small a movement as the human eye can detect. Approximately the diameter of a pubic hair.

The painting isn't centered - move it one pube to the right

by TreeWeezel August 16, 2011

pube

A part of a mutant evil life form that grows in the penis/balls/vagina area once you hit the dreadful stage of puberty where for guys you give off more water through your armpits then a fountain does and for girls they bleed from their vagina and get cramps every month! pubes are also commonly know as the fuzzle on neopets online pet game. A pube is a single strand of hair from the mutant black animal. The animal also keeps smells and sweats too.

One night I was masturbating with a clean crotch that was bald and clean with no smell. I went away for a month and during that month on holiday it attacked me and when i got back it was grown heaps. My dad said it was just pubes buy i knew that it was the monster.

by evil fuzzle December 17, 2007

pube

verb to pube to place a hair from the pubic male region on a piece of food to be served to a customer usually though not necessarily, by a worker of the establishment

"i was pubed last night by the guys at jj's" (past tense)

by ZeusJJ9 February 04, 2008

pube

An abbreviation for republican. Generally used spitefully or dismissively with an intent to insult.

The pubes are destroying the world. Bill O'Reilly is such a pube.

by C.A.D.'79 March 19, 2007

pube

1. n. A hair near the genitalia. 2. v. To insert something in said area.

1. "That guy was gay, so I put pubes into his sandwich." 2. "If I don't like a customer, then I pube their item."

by Saro August 14, 2004