A fork of Rural Dictionary
that feeling when you just don't
jeff: piddly gooker mari: dude, what
A long, thin, uncircumcised penis.
Wow, his piddly binks looks like a sideways ruler!
When you make a laughing gas (nitros oxide) balloon for someone and the resulting balloon is below average in size.
Shit i just paid three quid for one balloon and it turned out to be a piddly poo
Somewhere where one goes to 'relieve themself' as oppose to the 'poo-parlour division'!
Random person 1: "I really need to go to the piddly-diddly department" Random person 2: " Ahem...I think you should have gone to the poo parlour division"
1. The act of urination. 2. The lavatory.
Ooer, I really must use the damned piddly diddly department before I soil my underknickers.
Quite frankly, the bathroom. In a store, you you were peeing, you'd be making the noise "piddly diddly piddly diddly" in your favourite department.
"Excuse me, I must go to the Piddly Diddle Department to rid my bladder of its toxins"