A fork of Rural Dictionary
A jewish guy or gal who either loves Italian food or only dates people who are Italian
"dude" you are such a pizza bagel
a sex position that involves tomato sauce, cheese and sausage in which you put the following items on the vagina and eat it.
Mike: "dude i had a fun time last night with my date" Jim: "what did you do?" Mike: "I Italian pizza bagel'd her, she enjoyed it alot" Jim: "dude your gross"
a sex position that involves tomato sauce, cheese and sausage in which you put the following items on the vagina and eat it.
Mike: "dude i had a fun time last night with my date" Jim: "what did you do?" Mike: "I Italian pizza bagel'd her, she enjoyed it alot" Jim: "dude your gross"
The most heavenly concoction of bagel and sauce and cheese and oregano that hides your crazy and gets you dates.
Bring a surplus of pizza bagels to those who are not pregnant and leave with a significant other.